@SentenceReduced: Just know someone out there is thinking of you, and how to make your death look like an accident.
@SentenceReduced: I feel terrible I sat back and did nothing while 5 "Twilight" movies were made.
@SentenceReduced: I don't care what color or creed you are. Or what your religion is. Do not eat my work sandwich.
@SentenceReduced: Don't advertise "All You Can Eat" then drag me out kicking and screaming with fists full of shrimp.
@SentenceReduced: [a trampoline that allows me to get from the couch to the fridge in one bounce]