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Page of SequelsWeWant's best tweets

@SequelsWeWant : Legend of Tarzan 2:

Tarzan meets other primates.

He befriends them all.

He teaches them to fight.

It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes.

@SequelsWeWant: Twister 2:

Climate change makes tornadoes evolve.

They work together.

We can't beat them.

We team up instead

The twisters destroy ISIS.

@SequelsWeWant: Monsters, Inc. 3:

It's harder to make kids laugh

The Internet has made them jaded

The monster need help

They teach the kids to smoke pot

@SequelsWeWant: Inside Out 2:

The girl enters puberty.

Her emotions get out of control.

She goes Goth.

Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep

@SequelsWeWant: Finding Nemo 3:

Nemo's mom isn't dead.

Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute.

Nemo's mom finds them.

It's a revenge tale.

@SequelsWeWant: The Conjuring 3:

Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids.

The kids torment them back.

They're better at it.

The spirits flee.

@SequelsWeWant: 2001 A Space Odyssey 2

The spaceship returns

HAL is just as uncooperative as ever.

He never works.

He becomes the basis for Windows 10.

@SequelsWeWant: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7

They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles

The Ninja Turtles corner him

Mario jumps on them all

@SequelsWeWant: Pet Cemetery 3:

People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives.

Somebody buries dinosaur bones.

Jurassic Park ensues.

@SequelsWeWant: Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler.