Welcome to middle age. Your bladder makes its own decisions now.
The First Rule of Menopause Club:
We don’t talk PERIOD.
Mom’s coming over for dinner. She just LOVES my lasagna. So I made a taco salad.
I just ran into my friend Sue. She introduced me to her second husband. I said “I wouldn’t have picked him first either.”
I still use my laptop to tweet. Also, I ride my horse through the shire to get to the blacksmith.
If you don’t like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car.
Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.