@SexySpainNights

I don’t use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience

@SexySpainNights

Him: Are you mad?

Her: typing
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Her: No, I’m fine, why?

@SexySpainNights

When someone cries, “No one gets me”

I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, “I got you”!

@SexySpainNights

Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow,

I found my bagpipes for tonight.