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@SexySpainNights : I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience

@SexySpainNights: Him: Are you mad?

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Her: No, I'm fine, why?

@SexySpainNights: When someone cries, "No one gets me"

I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, "I got you"!

@SexySpainNights: Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow,

I found my bagpipes for tonight.

@SexySpainNights: AMERICA:

Where someone will eventually figure out how to fry Vodka