You’re on my hair
*selects Warrant’s Cherry Pie on jukebox.
*starts dancing on counter top in cafe.
*enjoys a piece of hot pie in back of police cruiser.
I’m single and proud of it!
* Flips hair
* Trips over cat
The Cheesecake Factory is finally coming to Canada!
…now I can stop being so nice to the Americans.
Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?
Me: No, my personality.
*Snowstorm on it’s way*
America – we need to stock up on bread and milk!
Canadians – better hit the beer store.