@ShellHasDragons: Them: do something every day that scares you
Me: *steps in a hole filled with spiders
Me: *just screaming
@ShellHasDragons: People will excuse almost anything if you carry your toothbrush with purpose, everywhere.
@ShellHasDragons: If anyone wants to know why parents dont sleep, it's the foot in your nose at 00:39
@ShellHasDragons: No, Facebook camera, I just sat on the toilet, I don't want to take a picture to commemorate the moment.
@ShellHasDragons: God, creating dogs: GIVE THEM JOY AND POOP
Angel: what about balance
God: SOMETHING THAT'LL BRING DEAD BIRDS AS GIFTS HAHAHA. CALL IT CAT.
@ShellHasDragons: PaY fIVe MiLlIoN nOw AnD tHe DoG dOeSn'T gEt SmAsHeD
Signed: nOt ThE cAt