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@ShittingtonUK : Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song "We Are the World" is to hating starving children.

@ShittingtonUK: The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy.

@ShittingtonUK: Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers.