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@ShockTartBionic : Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die

@ShockTartBionic: Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection?

Are you even trying to keep him alive?

@ShockTartBionic: I'm like Jason Bourne, only I'm not looking for exits in each room.. I'm looking for outlets & phone chargers.