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If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.

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My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.

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My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs.

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If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look.