If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.
My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs.
If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look.