@SincerelyMen

I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!” I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.

@SincerelyMen

If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter

@SincerelyMen

Voldemort’s parents took the “I got your nose” game a little to seriously.

@SincerelyMen

Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It’s a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I’d be pissed

@SincerelyMen

“Seize the day” in Latin is “Carpe Diem” …”Seize the day” in Douchebag is “YOLO”