I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!” I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.
If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter
Voldemort’s parents took the “I got your nose” game a little to seriously.
Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It’s a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I’d be pissed
“Seize the day” in Latin is “Carpe Diem” …”Seize the day” in Douchebag is “YOLO”