@SincerelyMen I saw a man at the beach screaming, “Help, shark, help!” I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.
@SincerelyMen @SincerelyMen If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter
@SincerelyMen Voldemort’s parents took the “I got your nose” game a little to seriously.
@SincerelyMen Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It’s a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I’d be pissed
@SincerelyMen “Seize the day” in Latin is “Carpe Diem” …”Seize the day” in Douchebag is “YOLO”