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@SincerelyMen : I saw a man at the beach screaming, "Help, shark, help!" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

@SincerelyMen: If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter

@SincerelyMen: Voldemort's parents took the "I got your nose" game a little to seriously.

@SincerelyMen: Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed

@SincerelyMen: "Seize the day" in Latin is "Carpe Diem" ..."Seize the day" in Douchebag is "YOLO"