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@Sirrruh : Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories.
@Sirrruh: If I didn't know any better....
@Sirrruh: Bear: *lowers sunglasses. Is it *beary* serious?
Cops:...Ok that's funny but but you mauled a child so yes. You have to go back to the zoo.
@Sirrruh: So he says, "Argh! Give me yer booties!" & he steals all the baby booties.
There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT.
@Sirrruh: My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym. He's going to have a hell of a time running in stilettos.
@Sirrruh: Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though.
@Sirrruh: One day my kids will find a "We're Closed" sign for a grocery store & ask what it is & I'll sound like the old guy explaining shit in Zelda.
@Sirrruh: I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission
@sirrruh: My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook.