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Page of SkinnerSteven's best tweets

@SkinnerSteven : For the umpteenth time- no, I can’t count

@SkinnerSteven: You don’t know how to properly recycle cardboard? Let me break it down for you

@SkinnerSteven: "Open face" is both a good type of sandwich and also how you eat them

@SkinnerSteven: "That's gonna drive me nuts" - peanut farmer showing off his new truck