In scandinavia they’re called fjarts
You don’t know how to properly recycle cardboard? Let me break it down for you
[mustard company office]
*phone rings*
“Yellow”
When a meteorologist gets angry they storm out
“Open face” is both a good type of sandwich and also how you eat them
Chomsky? I’m afraid I don’t Noam
“That’s gonna drive me nuts” – peanut farmer showing off his new truck
“I’m halving a baby!” – King Solomon
Waldo has a tough time at the gym because no one spots him
I managed to worm my way into this dancing competition
Watson was Holmes schooled
Finding a synonym for ‘uneasy’? That won’t be difficult
A “cup of Joe” has a completely different meaning at the sperm bank
Seismologists are loyal to a fault
Am I a bad navigator? Well off course