@SkippyMcGizzard “amateurs”
~ Mick Jagger browsing duck lip selfies
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@SkippyMcGizzard Medusa was the absolute worst when it came to objectifying people.
@SkippyMcGizzard If you’re a pilot with a man bun, I’m calling you Top Bun, and you can’t stop me.
@SkippyMcGizzard I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.
@SkippyMcGizzard The reason Twitter shows “Twitter for iPhone” or “Twitter for Android” is because Jesus will use it later to decide who goes to heaven. Android users obviously.