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@Skoog : professor x: what's your power? me: i can cry professor x: on command? me: no just when i’m sad or whatever professor x: you don’t punch a hole in the drywall? me: nope professor x: wow [writes on notepad] logan are you hearing this?

@Skoog: her: *gets on knees*

me: oh yeah

her: *goes down to all fours*

me: oh yeah

her: *bends over backwards, crawls around the room and screeches praises to The Dark One*

me: oh no