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Page of SlenderSherbet's best tweets

@SlenderSherbet : "i'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today"

@SlenderSherbet: "Steve, Steve, mate, I've gone blind, where are you? Seen any bread yet?"

@SlenderSherbet: "are you following me?"

"no. just scratching my ear"

"DUDE"

"I WASN'T"

@SlenderSherbet: When you're naked on the bed with the curtains open and the window cleaner comes.

@SlenderSherbet: Security to aisle 7. Shoplifting in progress. There's no rush.