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@SlimSinclair : Cop: any alcohol or drugs, sir? Me: No thanks, getting those things from a cop seems kinda setup-ish

@SlimSinclair: I don’t come here for trouble, that’s what I go to Hobby Lobby for

@SlimSinclair: *enters rap battle but only gives compliments

Killing with kindness

Got MCs droppin like flies/
I like your shirt, it brings out your eyes

@SlimSinclair: When people ask me if I want to hold their baby, I just say "not sure if Im legally allowed to". Then they leave me alone & Im happy again.

@SlimSinclair: Friend: I’ve fallen in love

Me: that’s ok buddy, you just gotta pick yourself back up and keep going