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@SlipperySecret : What kind of monster makes ultrathin cheese slices?
@SlipperySecret: Whoever's job it is to make sure
I eat before I drink is fired.
@SlipperySecret: Sorry I called you "sexy" and didn't really mean it, but I was hungry and you were a mirage of pizza.
@SlipperySecret: I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state.
@SlipperySecret: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
...because I don't have time to get arrested today.
@SlipperySecret: No c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶ donuts left behind.
@SlipperySecret: Now responding to all "hello"
DMs with "Adele?"
@SlipperySecret: Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex:
I think I love you.
Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window:
@SlipperySecret: April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware.
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