@Smiilze

I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I’m going to answer it is your second mistake.

@Smiilze

“LOLZ”? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?

@Smiilze

Forgot to turn on the oven. Food’s been in there for 45mins. I know, cause I set the timer.

@Smiilze

My welcome mat says, “Oh shit! Not you again!”