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@SnarkyMommy78 : Me: *annoyed that 3yo never wants to get in the bath and then never wants to get out of bath*

Also me: *procrastinates getting in the shower because comfy and lazy and then doesn’t want to get out of the shower because comfy and lazy*

@SnarkyMommy78: Yes, I sure did let my 3yo eat a popsicle at 7:53am so that I could drink my coffee in peace. It’s called self-care.

@SnarkyMommy78: Me: I need to get my shit together

My shit: not today, girl, not today

@SnarkyMommy78: Hearing a toddler say “uh oh” from a different room: cheaper than joining a gym and just as effective a workout