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@SnarkyMommy78 : Yes, I sure did let my 3yo eat a popsicle at 7:53am so that I could drink my coffee in peace. It’s called self-care.
@SnarkyMommy78: Me: I need to get my shit together
My shit: not today, girl, not today
@SnarkyMommy78: Hearing a toddler say “uh oh” from a different room: cheaper than joining a gym and just as effective a workout