@SortaBad: "Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"
article: hard work, diet, & exercise
me: I have never felt more betrayed
@SortaBad: Commercial for Twitter:
"Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"
@SortaBad: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop clicking your pen when you talk to me Kevin
I swear I will murder your face with my tape dispenser
@SortaBad: Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea?
"I'm not. that. innocent."
*frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*
@SortaBad: John: There are places...
Paul: I remember
George: All my life, though...
Ringo: How can antibiotics and pro-biotics both be good for you
@SortaBad: "I'm excited for the continental breakfast"
*sees a buffet just full of ice cubes*
Sign: Today's Continent is Antartica
@SortaBad: me: good morning, Linda
Linda, my co-worker who backpacked through Europe: Not as nice as the sunrises you can see looking out from Venice
@SortaBad: Sometimes at the airport I'll ask a stranger if they have an iphone charger and if they do I take mine out and say "nice, me too"
Ok well sorry I threw all your kid's toys into the ocean but maybe next time be more clear if you suggest we have a tea party