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A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away

A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away

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9 called to ask how much bleach it takes to get purple ink out of carpet and because she’s so cute and at her dad’s I went with all of it!

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The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb

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14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added “not in your pajamas” so I’m wearing hers because good moms listen

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Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird’s tail for quitting time-

Why my cw hates me