@Spaziotwat: Sorry to bang on about this but the lack of references to penguins in the Bible is undermining my faith
@Spaziotwat: Every year tigers kill 150 people: it's like they're not even trying; there are billions of us
@Spaziotwat: [First day, CSI]
Inspector: “Who did the chalk outlines?”
- “Me sir”
Inspector: “Did all the victims have jazz-hands?”
- “Sir. Yes sir”
God:*creates single-cell life form* "Wahoo!"
*cells divide again*
@Spaziotwat: My wife's kidnappers sent her back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.