Never understood why people need bathrobes? Just take off your clothes and have a bath, then put on some clothes after the bath. Why the need for an intermediate garment? This is a moneymaking scam being propagated by Big Robe.
BREAKING NEWS: every movie & thing you like is delayed. There. Done.
Never lose touch with your inner Wednesday Addams.
*kermit plays slayer on his banjo. a marsh pit breaks out*
Do you think, in a pinch, Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt?
I just wish the Oompa Loompas came prancing out and sang a song about each victim in the Saw movies.
Any 4 pics of Alan Rickman together looks like an amazing 80’s new wave band you wish existed
ME: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes
PRIEST: wow I gotta hear this
ME: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn’t share
PRIEST: you forgot pride
ME: no, I’m pretty proud of this
FORENSIC SCIENTIST: The killer is a Chimpanzee.
COP: How can you be sure?
GWEN STEFANI: *looking up from microscope* This shit is bananas.
LONELY OPTIMUS PRIME: *hires a ford escort service*