The Titannic: Be gentle, it’s my first time.
Iceberg: Okay, just the tip.
Rock Singer: I SAID, YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Me: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE DON’T HAVE MICROPHONES ON THIS SIDE?!
If I was a giraffe, I’d get a neck tattoo of the Empire State Building.
Me: You can’t fire me, I quit!
Boss: You can’t quit, I fired you!
Me: You can’t quit me, I’m fire!
Boss:…
*our eyes lock and we kiss*
You can be rough with me – the healthcare is free. #MakeCanadaSexier
Show me your pushy.
– Sean Connery shext
Murderman V. Another Murderman: Dawn of Murdering
#BatmanvSuperman