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Just saw a WiFi name called “Hot Signals In Your Area” and honestly that’s iconic

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I’ve never had a pumpkin spice latte but I can only assume it’s 1% coffee and 99% candle

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Everyone asks me when I’m gonna start a family but no one asks me when I’m gonna stop a family

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“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” seems like a great slogan for tequila

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Just saw a fish on tinder and he was holding a huge ass human he caught

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Some people like pineapple on pizza and some people like pizza on pineapple

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We need some more ugly celebrities. You can’t all be talented AND hot!!!!