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*after every concert I’ve seen*

“That was the best concert I’ve ever seen!”

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Everyone wants to know WHO’S the killer but no one wants to know HOW’S the killer

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Psychic mediums imply the existence of psychic smalls and psychic larges

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I have a joke about the pandemic but it’s taking too long to finish

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Why is it okay to eat grapes in a grocery store but as soon as I pop a bottle of champagne, I get kicked out??

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“Sorry, your item is out of stock. Would you like the item that is five times more expensive instead?”