*after every concert I’ve seen*
“That was the best concert I’ve ever seen!”
Everyone wants to know WHO’S the killer but no one wants to know HOW’S the killer
How many light bulbs does it take to fix a person?
Why is it called In N Out when the line is 10 miles long
Oh, you’re a politician? Name all the politics
Psychic mediums imply the existence of psychic smalls and psychic larges
I have a joke about the pandemic but it’s taking too long to finish
Why is it okay to eat grapes in a grocery store but as soon as I pop a bottle of champagne, I get kicked out??
“Sorry, your item is out of stock. Would you like the item that is five times more expensive instead?”