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@StarWarsProblms : Kylo: I need an N to finish my favorite Vader quote. Han: This is SpaghettiOs, not Alphabet Soup. Kylo: Great. Now Vader says, "OOOOOOOO!"

@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: *dies and fades away*

Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking.

Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.

@StarWarsProblms: Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked!

Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*

@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: What was Vader like?

Leia: He blew up my planet & killed everyone I loved.



Kylo: What was his stance on sideburns?

@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: I can't read your mind! How are you resisting me?!

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

@StarWarsProblms: Kylo Ren: I am your father.

Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said.


@StarWarsProblms: Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes.

Luke: OK.

Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair.

@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will.

Luke: But why?

Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives.

@StarWarsProblms: *primitive gungans defeat battle droids*

*Stone Age ewoks beat elite stormtroopers*

*improbable underdog story defeats logic and reason*

@StarWarsProblms: Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug!

Jabba: *speaks Huttese*

C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem.