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Amy Winehouse’s final album was “recorded before her death.” Thanks for the clarification.

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I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway.

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Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk.

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I’ve wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds.

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I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that’s over with.