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@Stella1070 : Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.
@Stella1070: I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway.
@Stella1070: Started the mower for the 1st time this year.36 pulls & then I passed out.When I came to, yard had crop circles & the beagle had a mohawk.
@Stella1070: I've wrecked my car yet I still weigh the same. This crash diet is for the birds.
@Stella1070: I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with.