@StephenAtHome

When we do get this coronavirus vaccine, it better not just be cake.

@StephenAtHome

When we do get this coronavirus vaccine, it better not just be cake.

@StephenAtHome

The longer this goes on, the harder it’s going to be to return to a society where pants are required.

@StephenAtHome

I can’t believe Disney didn’t call it “2 Frozen 2 Flurrious.”

@StephenAtHome

Netflix is raising its monthly rates?! Man, whoever’s password I’m using has got to be pissed.

@StephenAtHome

Wonder Woman is in theaters June 2nd. But if you want a sneak preview, watch Sally Yates’ performance in front of the Senate.

@StephenAtHome

Trump called Kim Jong Un a “smart cookie.” That’s crazy — he reminds me more of a “murderous soft cheese.”

@StephenAtHome

The Internet makes things so convenient. Before it existed, if you wanted to order a DVD online, you had to invent the Internet.

@StephenAtHome

If you’re doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government’s been hiding.