@SteveKoehler22

You don’t know what you’ve got
until it’s gone.

( *Runs out of toilet paper* )

@SteveKoehler22

My new dry-erase whiteboard can be
summed up in one word : “remarkable”

@SteveKoehler22

Excessive use of commas is a serious
crime which may result in a long sentence.

@SteveKoehler22

62% of marriage conversation is just
spouses stating “I never said that.”

@SteveKoehler22

PETA wants us to stop using animal slogans
such as “bring home the bacon”

They’d have us say “bring home the bagels”

That suggestion has holes in it.

@SteveKoehler22

Just got myself some new
memory foam shoes.

Maybe now I’ll remember
why I walked in the room.