“Mmmm ….. grains”
You don’t know what you’ve got
until it’s gone.
( *Runs out of toilet paper* )
Pancakes are just waffles that
decided to go off the grid.
Who called it a henhouse attendant …
and not a chicken tender ?
My new dry-erase whiteboard can be
summed up in one word : “remarkable”
Excessive use of commas is a serious
crime which may result in a long sentence.
“What a tangled web we weave”
62% of marriage conversation is just
spouses stating “I never said that.”
PETA wants us to stop using animal slogans
such as “bring home the bacon”
They’d have us say “bring home the bagels”
That suggestion has holes in it.
Just got myself some new
memory foam shoes.
Maybe now I’ll remember
why I walked in the room.