@SteveKoehler22: Just got myself some new
memory foam shoes.
Maybe now I’ll remember
why I walked in the room.
@SteveKoehler22: What a shocker.
I just ran my car through the car wash.
And it turns out the car is white.
@SteveKoehler22: Pro tip : If you get a dog,
name him “Five Miles”
Then you can brag that you
walk Five Miles every day.
@SteveKoehler22: Canadian cattle can now legally
graze on cannabis plants.
The steaks have never been higher.
@SteveKoehler22: My mother always cooked with wine
while I was growing up back home.
Occasionally she would even add
some to whatever she was cooking.
@SteveKoehler22: Costco ....
Because you never know when your
aquarium could explode ....
and you really need those 96 rolls
of paper towels.
@SteveKoehler22: Just saved a guy from drowning by
throwing him a CVS receipt as a lifeline.
He also gets 25% off his next rescue.