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@SteveMartinToGo : Preorder now! Though I have nothing for sale, it’s always good to preorder.

@SteveMartinToGo: Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, "Wait a minute. I have that."

@SteveMartinToGo: This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.