I accidentally sent my kids to Mimecraft camp and haven’t heard from them since.
Today I met a guy named Einstein and everything I said to him sounded like a sarcastic insult…
“Did you drive here, Einstein?”
“Another coffee, Einstein?”
“Watch your step, Einstein.”
Geologists are still pissed the phrase, “it’s not rock science” never caught on.
What happens when you get in a fight with your girl in the spice section?
Them: Would you be interested in coaching soccer?
Me: No, that sounds outside.