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Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere.

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If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.

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The French have no chill. @stephenathome is a tele The French have no chill. @stephenathome is a television host or something, idc
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This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week
Why am I crying in the coffee shop rñ Why am I crying in the coffee shop rñ
Whoever wrote this headline deserve three raises a Whoever wrote this headline deserve three raises and a high five. With a chair. On their face.
For anyone interested, the sword symbolises "the s For anyone interested, the sword symbolises "the scientist's fight for what they, in rigorous research, has found to be good, right and true." 

If you're in Poland or the Ukraine, you get a mace!

Via @francesboreham
Baby reviews should be a thing. Unboxing babies in Baby reviews should be a thing. Unboxing babies instead of gender reveal. I can imagine @linustech dropping a review baby intel sent him for free.
Y'all can disagree but I'd like to propose to some Y'all can disagree but I'd like to propose to someone on the second date, huge public spectacle - have a ton of people watching 😐. Be a nice story to tell the kids
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