@SummerSongGirl

Who needs clocks when my dog’s digestive system can nail time with pinpoint accuracy

@SummerSongGirl

My dog’s dinner: premium organic grain-free no salt or sugar GM free 80% meat 20% veg

My dinner: Haribo

@SummerSongGirl

There’s an owl calling for its mate outside my window, maybe I should go out and try that too

@SummerSongGirl

When a guy asks “should I use a condom?” I like to reply “I would if I were you” Makes them think…