@Supafunkadunka

Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.

@Supafunkadunka

My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious.

@Supafunkadunka

Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn’t just painted on.

@Supafunkadunka

If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don’t be rude. Take a little bite.