@SweetTweetsBRO

I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.

@SweetTweetsBRO

The worst feeling ever is when you miss someone but you can’t even tell them you miss them because they are alcohol.

@SweetTweetsBRO

I love when I’m walking closely behind a girl and she starts to speed walk away. It’s like she knew I wanted to race all along.