@SwoonTwang

Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?

@SwoonTwang

If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I’d have 27 dollars and 15 cents.

@SwoonTwang

I don’t have tinted windows on my car because if people don’t like watching me dance, they can tint their own goddamn windows.