@TXrednation1

Hey did you know that if you step on the gas and brake at the same time your car takes a screenshot.

@TXrednation1

The CEO of IKEA has been elected the Prime Minister of Sweden…He’s currently assembling his cabinet.

@TXrednation1

Imagine being a Cicada you been waiting 17 years for your one chance to have sex then some weirdo freakazoid fries you in butter and serves you with a side of ranch.