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@T_Bonezzz : CREATION OF MAN
God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses
Angel: Yes, my Liege
@T_Bonezzz: SPELLING BEE
Can I have the definition, please?
@T_Bonezzz: Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't.
so i made her a mixed signal tape
@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier
@T_Bonezzz: STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
1) PUT SHEET ON BED
2) FOLD BED
@T_Bonezzz: Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore
@T_Bonezzz: Whoever spelled the word Receipt was a friggin idiopt
@T_Bonezzz: SURVIVAL TIP
If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned
@T_Bonezzz: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"
- Abraham LinkedIn
@T_Bonezzz: *Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh
*Hunts and Kills Pepé Le Pew
*Cooks both in stew
*Serves Pooh Pew Platter