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Of course I support real issues.

I donate hundreds of dollars to the Girl Scouts every year for the ‘No Cookie Left Uneaten’, movement

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SPELLING BEE

“Defiant”

Can I have the definition, please?

“No”

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So, lemme get this straight…

Scooby-Doo can talk and help solve murders, but can’t go to the store and buy himself Scooby snacks??

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The inventor of the tampon liked it, so he put a string on it

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Ask your doctor if asking your wife what she did all day is right for you

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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Cuz saying ‘pulled me under’ sounds weird??

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When I’m depressed I like listening to Alanis Morupset

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Turns out pizza has everything I’m looking for in a woman

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Me: I hurt my back really bad
Friend: How?
Me: I woke up