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@T_Bonezzz_ : Of course I support real issues.

I donate hundreds of dollars to the Girl Scouts every year for the ‘No Cookie Left Uneaten’, movement

@T_Bonezzz_: Coworker: Guess what I'm doing this weekend.
Me: No

@T_Bonezzz_: SPELLING BEE

"Defiant"

Can I have the definition, please?

"No"

@T_Bonezzz_: So, lemme get this straight...

Scooby-Doo can talk and help solve murders, but can’t go to the store and buy himself Scooby snacks??

@T_Bonezzz_: The inventor of the tampon liked it, so he put a string on it

@T_Bonezzz_: Ask your doctor if asking your wife what she did all day is right for you

@T_Bonezzz_: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Cuz saying ‘pulled me under’ sounds weird??

@T_Bonezzz_: When I'm depressed I like listening to Alanis Morupset

@T_Bonezzz_: Turns out pizza has everything I’m looking for in a woman

@T_Bonezzz_: Me: I hurt my back really bad
Friend: How?
Me: I woke up