@T_Longstreth

Doc- it appears that you take everything way to seriously. You need to get your shit togeth… Oh no, what are you doing! No! Stop!

@T_Longstreth

[stops girl before she walks in the puddle]

“I got this one babe, *pulling out a straw* stand back”

@T_Longstreth

[Girl over my house]
“My ex boyfriend had this weird one-man-band thing. You dont, right?”
[Unclipping my harmonica holder]
Def not.