Who was the first taxidermist? Who was the first person to say “You know what? I’m into science AND interior decorating.”
“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”
” Yes, we arson.”
Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily the injuries were only super fish oil.
At this stage, someone might be grateful if you TPed their house.
The Blob: Bakery Beginning!
You know…for fall…
Trains are just sideway elevators.
Mean things I kind of want to do:
1) Call up a random person and say “It’s done. You just need to clean up the blood.” and hang up.
2) Walk up to a stranger and hand them a bag with random items (vaseline, a hose and socks) and say “You know what to do.”
Paste is one of those weird things that only seem to exist until Kindergarten and then disappears forever.