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@Talk_To_The_Hat : Me: Raising a family is hard.

Necromancer: Not if they're buried close together.

Me: What?

Necromancer: What?

@Talk_To_The_Hat: I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

@Talk_To_The_Hat: I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was terrible at first but by the end I kind of liked it.

@Talk_To_The_Hat: Why do baby clothes have pockets. What do babies have to carry?

@Talk_To_The_Hat: I say when we bury people we tie their shoes together. If there is a zombie apocalypse, at least it will be goddamn hilarious...

@Talk_To_The_Hat: Why do paintings of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons?