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The human body is 75% water so we’re, basically, just lettuce with anxiety.

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Me: Raising a family is hard.

Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close together.

Me: What?

Necromancer: What?

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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was terrible at first but by the end I kind of liked it.

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I say when we bury people we tie their shoes together. If there is a zombie apocalypse, at least it will be goddamn hilarious…