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@TarzanFeathers : My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry.

@TarzanFeathers: I would totally support the development of a 14-year after pill.

@TarzanFeathers: When someone says "The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me.

@TarzanFeathers: Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks.

Nine months if things go really wrong.