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Page of TashyP_'s best tweets

@TashyP_ : Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it's probably just as well real lightsabers aren't available yet.

@TashyP_: I'm not going to make my daughter choose a religion, I'll explain the differences & when the time comes she can choose either Marvel or DC.

@TashyP_: Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction.