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@TastyTuneTweets : Excuse me sir, where do you keep the "Whoomp"?
Oh, there it is.

@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.

@TastyTuneTweets: I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called "Jehovah's Fitness"

@TastyTuneTweets: Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like "You Can Do it" or "Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad" when you check your sad Account Balance