@TastyTuneTweets

Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.

@TastyTuneTweets

I’m going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It’s called “Jehovah’s Fitness”

@TastyTuneTweets

Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like “You Can Do it” or “Ramen Noodles Aren’t So Bad” when you check your sad Account Balance