Excuse me sir, where do you keep the “Whoomp”?
Oh, there it is.
Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
I’m going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It’s called “Jehovah’s Fitness”
Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like “You Can Do it” or “Ramen Noodles Aren’t So Bad” when you check your sad Account Balance