@TeflonPawn

Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn’t mind perpetuating stereotypes.

@TeflonPawn

By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.

@TeflonPawn

If you’re looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further.

@TeflonPawn

My dog stopped digging after I told him he’s just gonna end up in China.

@TeflonPawn

Remove all the poles if you don’t want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver.