@TequilaTears

How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?

@TequilaTears

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “Unstable”

@TequilaTears

I’m following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels.

@TequilaTears

Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint.