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Facebook is a great platform to find long lost friends to borrow money from.

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Adulthood is getting your shit together but then forgetting where you kept it.

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I’m starting to suspect that maybe 2020 was not the reason for my problems.

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Ancient wolves be like:

Eat a human and you eat for a day. Make puppy eyes, roll over and show your belly, and the human will feed you for lifetime.