@ThatAdamKid: Me: The unstoppable march of time is what I fear most. Each year feels shorter than the last, and in no time at all I will be an old man on my deathbed, full of regret and impotent pleas for mercy.
Also me: wtf you mean it's only Wednesday
@ThatAdamKid: Wife: Did u load the dishw-
Me: [slowly turning into a dog]
Wife: you can't just animorph your way out of every argu--aww who's a good boy?!